Meat of Lamb

As I was walking past the steps of my university's library I heard some guy say, "Wow for a second I thought that girl walking past just now was a little kid". I went to the campus center, checked my mail. Nothing. I went upstairs and bought a turkey and cheese sandwich. Grabbed some mayonnaise. Opened packet of mayo and put it on the cheese, then decided I didn't want it on the cheese so I took the cheese and smeared the mayo on the turkey instead. I took out the lettuce as well. I don't care for lettuce. With my new sandwich spiffy and reformed and ready and waiting to be eaten, I put it down, lay my head on the table, and cried silently.

My life feels like an awful mess.